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Southern Baptist 

The Southern Baptist Convention is a far-right, White Supremacist cult founded in the 1830s for the sole purpose of defending human (specifically African-American) slavery.

While it claims to to be based on the Word of God and has trappings of Christianity, the truth of is far more sinister: The Southern Baptist Convention is a tool of the saee Anti-Christ whose machinations are responsible for corrupting our world with fascism, Stalinism, ceand Naziism.

Its creators were Southern slaveowners and their braindead sympathisers, who cried like spoiled children because the humanitarian and progressive northerners would not fund pro-slavery congregation, pay slave-owning ministers, or support pro-slavery missionary activity.

Northerners, progressive Southerners, and African-American southerners continue to serve our Lord and Saviour as the American Baptist Convention, while Southern Baptists have gone on to stand up for racial segregation, homophobia, misogyny, theocracy, and reactionary nationalism. Through the control of the Republican Party and the DLC (both of which they share with corporate interests), Southern Baptists continue to inflict hate, pain, and suffering upon America and upon the world.
Jerry Falwell, a prominent hatemonger affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, supported racial segregation until it became so politically unacceptable to do so that his career hand his ability to defraud people by exploiting their faith would have been ruined. Likewise, both Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell have used their disgusting faith as excuses to launch tirades against social liberals, women, homosexuals, the working classes, and religious minorities.
Sinead is a bitch and will most likely bring misfortune to your life , she will constantly disturb you and can be very clingy quite often.edge lord think shes special just because she likes art , fakes depression ,snob very self absorbed , loves BTS
A:That girl is so basic , who is she?
D:I honestly don't know , most likely a sinead though.
Sinead by andy loves candy November 14, 2019

nose pocket 

A person who is always in other people's business.
Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.
nose pocket by DJMJ March 31, 2012
Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.
The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.
smarge by Live a Little February 18, 2019

Spalding Balding 

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
If they do not live in a council house they will have a huge mansion with 10 foot high barbed wire surrounding it and Alsations guarding it. They get money for these by robbing people or by selling the council house that they bought for £5000 for £105,000.
Even though they look poor (they will drive a knackered white Ford Transit (with no tax or MOT))they are rich - note much gold jewellwery.
They also are the sort of people who enjoy greyhound racing on a saturday night.
Bad taste is a pre-requisite for obtaining pikey status.
F***ing pikeys
pikeys by Gina G September 25, 2003
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