The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

When someone is hopping mad.

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

A type of fart that has a very powerful, angry sound to it that's similar to a chain saw under a load.

Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Gaming while receiving head from a member of the same sex.