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Damn where can I start? She is bomb as fuck and her smile is amazing. If you get a chance with her, you'd be hella lucky cuz once she finds out u playin or you not worth it, shes out and you wouldn't get her back. She is very fucking smart and a goddamn goddess!! She is beautiful and a very loyal person. She ain't like those hoes cuz shes different. Shes funny, she is fly asfk, gives great advice, an amazing person and other things. She is pretty much perfect. I really loved that girl but I fucked up. If you ever come across her, dont fuck her over man. This is the type of girl that would stay in your life forever.
Me: Man I had Malyn in my life but I fucked up.

friends: Nah bro go get her back
Me: you dont understand, I lost her because I thought wrong.
friends: Damn
Malyn by lilanax November 17, 2017
Omnipwn means that you pwn at everything.

Omni = everything
Pwn = An act of dominating an opponent.
Omg, i omnipwn'd j00!~!~!
Omnipwn by CODYxCORE May 28, 2008
1.Being of a higher social class than you are expected and or suppose to be in.

2. Being more sucessful in life than you should be.
3. Alternative Rock Artists
Tom: did you see the new bum they hired here?
Joe: I know! Look at the way he dresses, he is treed.
Treed by TreedMan101 June 6, 2009

Mendes army

This is a word for the fandom of Shawn mendes because he is so hot and the fandom want him to know that they support him through everything and help him get to where he is however sometimes we can be a bit over crazy it's called being a gigantic fan
I am part of the mendes army

The mendes army
Mendes army by I need help July 1, 2018

Fecal Fairy 

This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.

Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):

1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.

2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.

3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.

4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.
Fecal Fairy by Brother Louie February 17, 2009
Someone who is a good player in online games, usually of the first person shooter genre, but doesn't boast about the fact, and will go easy on noobies
EeekiE! RAR!
eeekie by Scott Chapman December 24, 2003

brass cat 

one is a 'brass cat' when one fucks others in the arse
"Frank stop fucking that man you brass cat"
brass cat by Ja January 28, 2004
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