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Slutty Oyster 

Definitely the most slutty creature of the sea.
'Damn, that slutty oyster's shell is wide open!'
Slutty Oyster by WalkIntoMyFace October 14, 2012

wet cigarette 

A cigarette dipped in PCP, a potent hood vitamin.
Talkin' shit cause I'm down for my set
I'm a vet, smokin' on a wet cigarette
-Ice Cube, Ghetto Vet
wet cigarette by Broletariat July 22, 2012

spiderwebbed 

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004

I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use
сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

on the job 

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.
Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"
on the job by PPabs September 21, 2003
Overview
Anu is a sweet girl with zero self confidence and a perfect girlfriend. She's an ambivert that absolutely loves to go out. The girl is stunning but doesn't believe it and is amazing at comebacks. She's very smart but absolutely hates studying, homework, and work in general. Her decisions, which are sometimes stupid, keep her life interesting. She's the girl who loves an adventure and absolutely loves amusement parks.

Personality Traits
- Outgoing (loves to party)
- Courageous (daredevil)
- Lazy
- Talkative (keeps the conversation going)
- Friendly (makes friends easily)

Pros
Anu's a great best friend who's always loyal. She can keep secrets perfectly even with the numerous amount of friends and is highly supportive and protective. If she doesn't like someone, she'll immediately cut ties with them or try to solve it out. She's constantly smiling and happy (which can be overbearing sometimes), and she doesn't even realize it. She would be a great and supportive girlfriend who won't be jealous of any boy/girl.

Cons
She's not very confident in herself and has terrible work/study habits. She can be too zealous at times, and that might be annoying. Sometimes she might come out as a bitch to someone who doesn't know her, but she never has ill intentions for anyone. If she does talk shit about someone, it's really because she's protecting her friends or she genuinely hates said person. She's sometimes too sarcastic, which can also be taken as bitchy.
Anu by Aurelia Sotchlin October 21, 2019
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