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Definitions by robbie

pierre de gaulle 

(v.) to pierre de gaulle - after intercourse, the male removes the used condom (still containing semen and vaginal fluids) and proceeds to slap the female with it. As with all other European greetings, the condom must be used to slap both cheeks as the male shouts "Vive La France."
Did you hear Griff learned several sexual moves while studying abroad in France?

Yeah, I heard he brought back the Pierre de Gaulle and used that shit on Karen M. Turns out, she had an allergic reaction to the latex and got a huge rash on each cheek...VIVE LA FRANCE.
pierre de gaulle by Robbie July 28, 2008

pantyhose jungle 

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.
when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)
pantyhose jungle by Robbie November 15, 2007

ice breaker 

something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation
I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.

hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)
ice breaker by Robbie June 24, 2007

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.
''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)
one for the books by Robbie September 4, 2006

Furanatrisexual 

A person with sexual attachment to Males, Females, Shims, Animals and furniture.
"Dude Jon is a furanatrisexual, of course he likes your dog."
Furanatrisexual by Robbie August 15, 2006
Aka- Dubz and doobl A
An abreviation of double ass. When someone where such brown or dark makeup around eyes that you cannot tell if its eyes or assholes.
Her makeup is terrible. Its brown around her eyes and it looks like AA.
AA by robbie July 26, 2006
Ditch That Bitch!!!!!!!!!
AKA: Dump That Bitch!

Once I told my friend to "DTB!" and I think the girl actually caught on to what that stood for. My bad Li....faak you!
"You gotta DTB! She's a total snob!"
DTB by robbie June 21, 2006