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A soul-sucking, mentally exhausting after- school program where dyslexic kids are held captive, and given packet after packet of additional schoolwork to complete. Doubling or in some cases tripling their homework load. Kids who have to endure the hell that is Kumon are more prone to academic burnout, lack of sleep, and failing grades. Most of these kids will grow to despise academia and all of its worthless endeavors. Please never send your children to Kumon. All kids deserve to have a happy childhood.
Kumon is an after school program that is poison for both the mind and the soul.
Kumon by Momo97 March 28, 2023

dooler dinkle 

noun meaning a small boys penis.
Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!
dooler dinkle by Zeke October 21, 2004
Super cool, sporty, and just downright amazing thinf
That shirt is so spodie, I’ve never seen anything cooler
Spodie by Stlegrl July 11, 2020
A phrase yelled when someone is extremely shocked or confused about something. It is also used in roblox when you aren’t able to say “the fuck?” so you find a new way to spell it.
-“Hey, I just found out I’m pregnant!”
-“DAFEUK?”
Dafeuk? by fatratatat March 12, 2020

Big Star jeans 

One of the "Big Three" jeans brands sold at Buckle, along with Miss Me jeans and Rock Revival jeans. Even though they no longer make Big Star jeans, most people who shopped at Buckle or worked there will remember how comfortable these jeans are.
"That's one big booty." - Chris

"Yes it is. I'm wearing my Big Star jeans. I wear them because I love it when dudes give me love pats on the booty." - Hannah
Big Star jeans by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.
Girl: I wish I had a blaton
Blaton by iliketoeatmondobutter July 29, 2020

Som Verma 

A frequent guest that appears on Lil Peep Radio. Known for being a player and for his old age. Som Verma also has 3 songs made dedicated to him from his fans which can be viewed on YouTube & even Spotify
Person 1: Som Verma just messaged me again bro.
Person 2: haha me too
Som Verma by thatf00 March 20, 2023
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