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outdoor master 

Nickname given to the worst player to set foot on a basketball court, Ben Tran (for some reason he thinks he plays better outside than inside).
Ben Tran, the outdoor master, missed 10 consecutive shots from under the hoop before he finally made one and rejoiced.
outdoor master by ploo April 14, 2005

Jonny Two Texts 

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
Jonny Two Texts by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
A spelling used by someone who thinks he is a gangster.
Yo man I'm here on South Central on my DSL line with my 2000$ computer, talkin online cuz that's what gangstas do! Go on the internet foo! Don't be fuckin wid me!
wid by Chigger July 12, 2003

Bedroom Beef 

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.
Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.
Bedroom Beef by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Slap it fresh

To present something new or old immediately for presentation to the current company.
I got that new video game, nigga.

Word son? Slap it fresh.
Slap it fresh by Tebbo February 7, 2010

beckham hair 

Hairstyle popularized by soccer pretty-boy David Beckham. It resembles a fish's fin when looked at from the side, but like a "horn" or "pyramid" when looked at front on. It is made by gelling both sides of the hair to meet in the middle. Has been followed and copied all over the world by guys who have no creativity to think up of their own original hairstyle and find the need to copy it. It was good when Beckham first done it, not when 40yr old balding men attempt to.
I was strolling in the streets and I saw countless men with beckham hair, it was like a city of wannabe clones.
beckham hair by jerz May 5, 2006
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