Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very
long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously
long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got
busted.