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footyheads

The plural of footyhead, also known as champion. Footyheads are a bunch of boys who believe that they are the top dogs of the school. Footyheads come in large packs with several following behind them trying to fit in. These large packs have very broad shoulders and a very very deep voices. Keep your distance as if you look at them twice they will think you want a fight. You will here them chanting; lets go, champion, i back it and several other sayings. All of them have nicknames and secret handshakes. They are the best at every sport and know every player. They may also like to cause riots and loud cheers to show off to other males. if you are sitting next to them you will find them copying you as the are unintelligent. Beware they may jump and hit each other on the chest.
Normal Male: "look at these boys i wish i was just like those guys are so cool."
Normal Male: *looks at them again*
Footyheads: *the pack turns*
Footyheads: "wat you say champion, you wanna fight zanebruh get him"
Footyheads in back of pack: "I back it chief, swing bruhh you wouldnt

Footyheads: "nahhh you wouldnt champion"
Normal Male: *turns around* * walks other way* "nevermind footyheads are to cool for me smh my head"
Footyheads: "Take a walk champion"
footyheads by Ruebs2_ February 23, 2018

Bro-lette Science 

A closely related cousin to bioscience. Coined by Outlaw Fitness HQ on October 16, 2015. It refers to the rampant amount of misinformation and bad advice spread in fitness magazines and online forum when it comes to women and fitness.
"Drink this to detox your whole body and lose 5lbs overnight."

"No. That's bro-lette science, sister."
Bro-lette Science by Josh Vales December 8, 2015
I want u to GTF to night
Gtf by Mr. Poopy butt hole June 11, 2018
Ilicia is a sweet cool person if you get on her nurves she will kill u stay on her happy side and u will be her best friend
Ilicia is so nice when she is not mad
ilicia by Zaire Davis May 19, 2018

Limp Gland 

A flaccid, soft penis.
She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Limp Gland by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
referring to a weird voice i do lol. botamee
but botamee why
botamee by valeire September 4, 2022
a word used in sted of uhh that was stared with the movie Valley Girl
Like, oh my God!
like by Mike January 4, 2004
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