Velcro Ass

Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.

Established on December 7th, 2007

their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!

Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.

Dang Bob, I wish my company was as successful as Velcro Ass.

Velcro Ass by .notna January 9, 2008

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Muegge

Sometimes rumored to be decedants of The Avatar, but more commonly known as a family in CO (and now SD)

The Muegge's are the coolest family to walk the earth.

Muegge by the master muffin March 31, 2009

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You and your...

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition

You and your sluts:

Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.

You and your... by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

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paget

a universal and flexible term to describe something lame. the word derives from the phrase daniel paget meaning small, pale, ginger and bearing a hairy mole

eg you dirty paget
eg paget loves bryn

paget by tig-cosh July 29, 2008

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Shmohl Shues

This is when your dick is so short it looks more like a vagina alternatively it is when your dick goes through your mouth and cums in your brain causing you to be a cum zombie

My shmohl shues caused me to suck my entire families dicks and eat there cum, and they fucked my ass into non existence

Shmohl Shues by Bihg shues lookin a$$ May 18, 2021