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Urban Dictionary

milf-nip 

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
milf-nip by the agitator August 27, 2013

Lana and Alina 

The two of them would be best friends! Until.. one of them says they like one an other.. They now are a cute couple and will be together for a long time.
“Oh look it’s Lana and Alina, they’re such a cute couple!”
A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.
My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.
Rubens by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022

jelly cunt 

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Cryptic Grammer 

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
Cryptic Grammer by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022

Sweaty tit warrior 

A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them
Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend

Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
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