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National kiss MiKaylas dog day 

This day is a national day to find a girl named MiKayla and kiss her dog
Hi MiKayla it’s “national kiss MiKaylas dog day” can I kiss ur dog??

Girl Jaden 

Jaden is a girl who is very trustworthy and always has ur back. Prefers the nickname “Jae” or “Jay”. Usually has light brown hair and beautiful blue/green eyes. She’s always ready to beat anyone at anytime. Most boys crush on her but don’t show it. She always saves her attention for one person only. She loves being around everyone and is always the center of attention at all times. Usually very athletic and very attractive. Everyone loves her.
Girl jaden said hey to me today.
Girl Jaden by Hdyeoejwofjd December 2, 2018
A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.
That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!
Grobag by Rohas January 14, 2006

Daughter 

What disappoints fathers more than anything else. These kinds of people tend to date guys that are assholes, and dress like the village whore to get attention.
Father: Hey daughter, why are you dressed in short jean shorts, leather boots, and a buttoned open vest with a few pounds of makeup and lipstick on?

Daugher: Oh, I'm off to see Rocco, my boyfriend who treats me like shit.
Daughter by PrinceKelso September 12, 2010

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.
In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!
open fly fishing by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

Smoke Ring 

The depth ring on your penis after receiving ass-to-mouth following dirty anal.
After I pulled out of her ass, she sucked me off and left a four-inch deep smoke ring on my shit-covered cock!
Smoke Ring by JJRAMBAM July 30, 2016
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