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Urban Dictionary

assholicism 

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies
This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.
assholicism by GigiPDX December 20, 2014
I smoked some weed from a fancy vase the other day
Weed by Biggus Dickus 42069 October 1, 2019
Beymas is a celebration of Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, otherwise known as Queen Bey. The holiday is a mixture of Thanksgiving and Christmas. Enjoy being with loved ones and be as slothful as you want. Traditionally, "Get Me Bodied" is played at least once throughout the day as it highlights the Queen's birthdate.
Aja: Happy Beymas! What do you have planned for today.
Davon: Happy Beymas to you too. I'm going to listen to get me bodied while sipping mimosas in bed.
Beymas by Sardanapalian123 April 19, 2018

Doordash 

To jump from one hole (door)to another. Without tidying up.
Trevor, bruh I was hitting it so hard from behind and was about to bust so I hopped up and I doordashed right into her mouth--- She's not having these kids.
Doordash by Jimmaybuttler August 3, 2019
Marifer is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a sense of humor that lights up the room and makes it impossible not to laugh when you are around her. She likes playing sports and is always listening to music, don't worry about getting bored of your music because she is always willing to recommend new songs and artists. She loves meeting new people and can spark a conversation with anyone she meets! She is someone extremely easy to talk to and will always be there for you in hard times and give you advice even for the silliest of problems. Marifer is someone really opinionated and who is very passionate about her beliefs so maybe avoid talking about controversial topics because if you are on opposite ends you will never win...she is very stubborn. But overall, when you are with her you are sure to have a good time and will be laughing from the top of your lungs.
Girl 1 Have you met Marifer, she is so funny!
Girl 2: I know, I love her!
Marifer by Marifeer November 22, 2021

Liberty Belling 

To swing your testicles over something or someone's face. Doing this wafts the ball stank back and forth. Best done on the facial region
Derek: "wtf are you doing to that poor dead skunk john?"

John: "i'm liberty belling the fuck out of it."
Liberty Belling by Rohmbus Tromboner November 27, 2012
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