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Mumble Bitch 

Mumble and bitch at the same time
Speak up and stop mumble bitching so I can hear you.
Mumble Bitch by Premiums November 1, 2017

Wrecking Ball (V2) 

An individual with a rather large reproductive member. These people are generally assholes, they love to gloat about their penis size and how if you ever touched it how you would be utterly obliterated.
Wow look at that Wrecking Ball (V2), Alexis!!!

I know I would love that in me!
Wrecking Ball (V2) by Niggermeat October 23, 2016

Phone Sex 

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.
I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.
Phone Sex by rocketman January 30, 2005
v. To light something, particularly a packed bowl of marijuana, a marijuana joint, or any other substance that is smoked, such as a cigarette, crack-cocaine, opium, etc.
"Now that you packed that, let's torch the motherfucker!"
Torch by I Rip Tubes December 18, 2004
Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.
Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.
cardar by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant
Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night
humpus by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011