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masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.
After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.
masturbating by Johny Hero December 14, 2008
A last name that by definition is so awesome that it is ridiculous.

Verb: The act of being awesome, by natural occurrence or through effort. Sometimes this can backfire, because true Berzoning requires talent and skill, only possessed by 1% of the population (within the continental US, that is). To live up to to such proverbial awesomeness is nearly impossible. Through spending extensive time with one Berzon, mere awesomeness can be closely achieved.
"I'm Berzoning right now, I'm on top of the world!"

"Dude I just pulled a Berzon! I'm so badass!"

n
Berzon by Yasu Star February 5, 2010

Yahoo Answers

A shitty, fucked up website that everyone should complain to other internet corporations (such as Google or MSN) because Yahoo Answers deactivates entire Yahoo accounts based on the petty and foolish reports from other users they receive when using Yahoo Answers. There are a number of shitheads on Yahoo Answers that report people for reasons such as "use of curse words", "disagreed with the question!", "wasn't enough of a question! Too much of a rant!" Basically anyone who decides to report others on the website fits into a category of a shitheaded rat and when you make complaints out about it Yahoo Answers always rejects them because their too lazy to really look into the situation to find out how petty it actually is and just agrees with their silly reporters, making the people who run Yahoo Answers just as fucked up
2. Any completely messed up website that everyone should immediately make out a complaint about to another corporation and requests other corporations to create a replacement competitor to it
After using Yahoo Answers for my first time today, my Yahoo account I've had for fifteen years was deleted. I lost contact with the woman of my dreams and had no way of contacting a new job I had been hired to.

I'm going to go swarm Google, MSN, AOL, Askjeeves, etc., and every other internet search engine with a bunch of complaints about Yahoo and Yahoo Answers for the crap I received from them, deleting my account because a bunch of animal loving extremist thought I was being out of line when I spoke of how I put my dog in her crate whenever she does something wrong.

When Yahoo Answers deleted my brother's account WITHOUT WARNING after some stupid violation notices for use of the word "vagina" and "penis" in one of his questions and refused to reactivate it after e-mailing back and forth 30 or 40 times, I personally made out a complaint to Google to get rid of that shit and create something better.

I ended up getting an account with a different network once I found out Yahoo perpetuates the use of nonsense reporting by unwarranted deactivation of accounts, deletion of questions and answers and refusal to behave logically and reactivate them once they receive complaints about it.

Yahoo Answers should just be like Youtube and allow EVERYONE to vote a "thumbs down" or "thumbs up" for an answer, without allowing them to behave like children and run to the owners like children and tattle-tale because it's childish.

The idiots in charge of Yahoo Answers don't know enough to have a section called "Sexual Orientation". Rather they have a section called "LGBT" which throws everything off as "Transgendered People" have nothing to do with sexual orientation, serving only to perpetuate stereotypes about gay men.
Yahoo Answers by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008

Bullshit 9 ball game 

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
A seldom used slang term for the Canadian twenty dollar bill.

Refering to her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II.

also known as a: QE2, green lizzy, Queen, Queen 2
Elizabeth : "Hey dad can i borrow a lizzy to go to the movies?"
George: "Sure thing sweet heart, be back by ten GMT"
Lizzy by flamingo cave January 23, 2026
Also known as Rahib, This disease is a mixture of both down syndrome and autism. Can only be contracted genetically.
My friend over there has RMT dont go near him.
I think you have past experiences with Rahib
RMT by Thatblacknibba June 12, 2018
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