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a word that means you just took a gaint ass fucking shit that is so big you are afraid to show your friends cause they will hold it over you forever, but you also know we have all been there before, so you need help moving it , because it is to big for flushing, so you have to tell somebody.
guy 1:okay, dont tell anybody but i just took a zoic.
guy 2:oh shit, okay, i will get the truck you get the shovels
zoic by yessssssssssssex! January 7, 2011

Dork dick 

A penis with an awkward bend.
"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."
Dork dick by Jorbecca June 22, 2016
Slim shady A 46 year old rapper from Detroit michigan
Eminem is the G.O.A.T
Eminem by SamAnColby 19 February 11, 2019

L•User 

when a user has a problem with a service and complains about it to the company— when in fact they are the problem.
i can't believe John is trying to blame his cell phone company for his phone not working after he went swimming with it. he'd be such an annoying L•user to have to deal with.
L•User by K•LUV September 8, 2010
A large fucking object that goes in ur vagina and it makes ur cherry pop if u haven’t had a dick up ur tight as pussy.
Penis by Ur mother .sucks October 16, 2019
i must re-iterate that Phish can destroy your phavorite band on stage.
comprised of phour incredibly talented muscicians
Page McConnell - Pianos
Trey Anastasio - guitars
Mike Gordon - Bass
Jon Fishman - drums

Phish sucks you say? Phuck you
AC/DC bag is Phish's greatest song
go listen to it.
Phish by Pokemonfreak1231 December 19, 2004

Bottlecrushing 

When a woman claps a mans penis fastly and hard
Man last night someone gave me a bottlecrushing and im soo sore
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