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a word that means you just took a gaint ass fucking shit that is so big you are afraid to show your friends cause they will hold it over you forever, but you also know we have all been there before, so you need help moving it , because it is to big for flushing, so you have to tell somebody.
guy 1:okay, dont tell anybody but i just took a zoic.
guy 2:oh shit, okay, i will get the truck you get the shovels
zoic by yessssssssssssex! January 7, 2011
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That person is a zoickle
zoickle by chucho131 May 16, 2008
A way of saying "nice" instead of saying "nice".
Guy 1: *shows guy 2 girlfriends nudes*
Guy 2: Zoice
zoice by Vapenashisgay April 20, 2018
1) a cover up curse word.
2) a describing word.
3) a word to say when you don't know the word you want to say.
4) another name for jizz.
1) "that motha zoichin zoich kisser! you can suck my zoich!"
2) "dude, that new game is the zoich"
3) "yo, yo mamma soooo fat that she......... zoiched?"
4) "man, i nearly zoiched in my pants after saring at this hot chick in my french class."
Zoich by cherblerbfert December 10, 2010
zoica is a legend and lowkey scares me. she seems like she HATES your guts but she honestly loves you.
hi zoica
zoica by swaggydaddy12345 April 27, 2024

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