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Self Report 

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.
Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
Self Report by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

Flaming homosexual 

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
Flaming homosexual by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010
The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around
Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. Community Organization that opperates in low income mostly minority communities. Engages in Organizing these communites to promote social change through door-to-door canvassing. Was instramental in Florida's Minimum wage campaign in 2004, and then later Minimum Wage Campaigns in several other states. ACORN came under intense scrutiny in 2008 when Republicans tried to tie the organizations Voter Registration activites to fraud and therefore President Obama, who was a former community organizer (though not with ACORN) and breifly represented the organization, along with the Illinois Department of Justice, in a lawsuit aimed at making voting more accessable. ACORN has consistantly denied the allegations, and as of today has not been found guilty of any wrong doing.
ACORN organizers are easily identifiable by the red t-shirts and clipboards. You'll find them in nearly every true hood in America
ACORN by Thropy March 9, 2009

Measurement 

Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.
My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???
Measurement by wizardouche August 25, 2020
1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.

2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.

3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.

4. A fancy way to say kiss.
1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!

One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.

2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!

3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!

4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
Kissel by alekra February 4, 2009
a code used by self harmers.
198 refers to any type of self harm (particularly cutting, but also burning, poisoning and starving one self).
wildly spred on twitter with the tag 198twt.
person 1: hey, I just 198, can anyone help me with the aftercare?

person 2: yeah I 198, I'm trying to stop though, I know it's an unhealthy habbit.
198 by unnamed-racoon March 27, 2022
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