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“Laura misses Bulcsu”
Laura by Ilikesargakiwi November 20, 2021
sad bastard from New Zealand who thinks he can rap. quite sad really.
"early in the morning, stop drop and roll" (repeat 500 times)
mareko by neoprint May 8, 2004

ROTFLMFFAOWVIB 

ROTFLMFFAOWVIB means:

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking fat ass off while vomiting in a bucket.
- Hey!
Joe!

You know James was on his bike and he drove straight
into a huge load of birds...
They all shat on his head and his bike!

'ROTFLMFFAOWVIB!!!!
ROTFLMFFAOWVIB by Smashman July 11, 2007

bangchansnicepersonality 

@bangchansnicepersonality is a serial arsonists as well as a owner of an Ed Sheeran fan page on the highly popular Chinese app TikTok

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A horrible fat person who plays the flute ironically, and never smiles, especially on her 7th grade yearbook photo. She is my best friend (my only friend). She has a short friend in sixth grade named "DILDO" - probably 4'5", who's a trap. She's attracted to jenga blocks and has two damn write-ups. Her grades consist of two Fs, one C, and two B-s. She's a blonde chick that nobody likes, though has big tits, and three friends
I saw Aliera messing with her boobs this lunch.

I know man, everybody saw....
Aliera by FuckAsa February 26, 2019

Heidi Montag 

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008
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