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A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!

True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
Porntop by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013
Pass me that O-sally!
O-sally by Turdsalive April 1, 2017

caramel spoon  

a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel

also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon

in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved

only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler

masters of the almighty caramel spoon
"samus could eat a caramel spoon "
caramel spoon by kmmgreen5 October 9, 2008
Azarine is a gorgeous women who is very outgoing and like people smile. Although she has trust issues, onceu get to know her she will be the bestest friend ever.
She is such an Azarine
azarine by Frondo November 23, 2021

beach-bum 

n. Someone who is resistant to work
(derived from Australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their buttocks and sunbake all day)
Get off your arse and stop being a beach-bum!!!
beach-bum by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005
A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low
I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them
999 Kid by 999maker June 8, 2021
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