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When a person has a romantic interest in you, or cares for you, and you make that person give you money and/or gifts in order to prove themselves to you. You have Billed that person. You are engaging in the act of Billing. Sometimes a person that is billing you will tell you of a dilemma or unfortunate situation, and then proceed to ask for a “Favor” or ask for “Help”.

Most people won’t say: “hey, prove to me that you care for me and give me money to solve my problem”. Rather, it is implied when the favor is asked for, and we subconsciously get the message. If you truly like and care for a person, you will feel an urge to comply even though you might know that their story is bogus.
I wouldn’t mind calling my old high school buddy to check on him more often because I truly care. However, I don’t feel like getting billed. I have my own problems!

I think she really likes me a lot. I am going to Bill her!
Bill by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021
When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera
Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.
Gatso'd by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024
Faith is beautiful and always try's to make others laugh. Her eyes twinkle every where she goes and her smile is loved by everyone. Typically Faith will have brown wavy hair and freckles. In her young years she hated her freckles. But in her teen years she will mature and learn that she is beautiful. Faiths tend to have a habit of stealing but has a heart of gold. The worlds problems do tend to aggravate and scare her so she may tend to live in her own world. Faith very easily becomes jealous but is envied by many.
Dustin: Wow I wish Faith wouldn't of broken up with me.Shes just ugh.. gorgeous
Jordan: Well she's with jeff now and trust me you haven't crossed her mind once. I'm so jealous of her it's not fair
Faith by Glazed donuts QUEEN June 17, 2017
One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter?
Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.
Jub Jub by 57471c December 19, 2017

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a sign of complete and utter boredom. If you are seeing this, go do something productive. I mean it!!
I typed in alskdjfhqpwoeirutyzmxncbgv and i was told by the internet to be productive.

off-chance of a maybe 

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"