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Urban Dictionary

only the criminals have guns 

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.
If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?

incarcerate 

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail
I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.
incarcerate by deplemisher April 24, 2003

susquatch 

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.
Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.
susquatch by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021

FatherJohnism 

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.
Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"
FatherJohnism by Rick Coker February 21, 2009

rackcoon 

a black woman with large breasts
shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon
rackcoon by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

Straight face gang

When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
Generic meme account: *posts some boring tik tok/meme*
Literally Everyone: Straight face gang wya
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