21 definitions by deplemisher

1. Intended to proceed to first name of a comrade, this term sums up the worthlessness earned by an individual after expectations have been broken.
I can't believe that bitch Rob didn't wake me up to go offroading with him.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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1. Ketamine
2. Often obtained by breaking into animal hospitals, this liquid-state tranquilizer can be poured over a mirror, dried, and diced into a powder ready for rave-happy snorting.
Let's get tweeked on some special k at the rave tonight.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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1. unclear response to a rhetorical or stupid question aimed at passing the baton back to the other speaker
2. used to express intent to talk, though without indicating purpose
Person 1: Let's go to the mall to look at cloths.
Person 2: mep
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'
I do not remember Mardi Gras.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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