deplemisher's definitions

katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.

Katrina swallowed my house last night.

by deplemisher September 20, 2005

longhorn

1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.

1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

nerraw

1. Commonly used to indicate a 'higher level of confusion'
2. Inexplicable disorder which occurs in adolescents, some blame it on the humidity.

As dumb as a nerraw

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency

Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

moke

1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick

1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

prick

1. a penis
2. derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

That prick stole my girlfriend.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003