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Urban Dictionary

Countertop Kid 

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.
“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

stomach nut 

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible
"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"
stomach nut by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008

uncumfortable 

The unsettling knowledge that somewhere, somebody has masturbated to or will masturbate to something you're viewing.
I saw that weird Fetischpro video, and it made me uncumfortable.
A very funny, klutzy girl. Often a dumb blonde. Smart in school but not much else. Beautiful. Never single. A really good friend to have so find a Megan and be her best friend!
Guy 1: dude Megan is so hot
Guy 2: yeah and my girlfriend
Megan by TAYLORRRR May 21, 2013
A non common name belonging to many Dominican woman. Yanibel is what someone might call a thot or a puta in Dominican Republic. At least thats for the ones I’ve found. They’re rich and a lot a bit of a bitch. Also, a gold digger.
John: She left me took the dog and kids and left me with a rolling chair.

Pedro: It’s always a Yanibel.
Yanibel by miniasg August 5, 2019

rød grød med fløde

some people would say that it is a danish dessert but guess what assholes its not its a a word to call that dumb pick me girl who is stupid af
ur just a real rød grød med fløde bitch
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