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A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.
Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know

Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica
Jessica by Sofia K June 5, 2017

Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS) 

1. A condition of having huge balls.
2. High levels of testosterone in either a male or female.
3. Willing to take a chance or a risk, not afraid to back down, but not putting ones nuts in harm.
1. "Bro Bill got huge balls!" "Yeah he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."
2."Damn that bitch is hella crazy, she just whooped that fools ass!" "Hell Ya I whooped his ass cuz i got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)!"
3. " I put my money on that homie he got Huge Nut Syndrome (HNS)."
The slang word "slef" is an abbrevation of "Self" which is an abbrevation of "selvfølgelig". The danish word is a translation of the word "of course". The adjective is mostly used by street pimpz from the Aarhus area , Denmark and consists approximately 40% of their vocabulary.
Example 1.
A: Are you going to watch the match?
B: "Slef" I am.
Slef by asian truth November 5, 2013
Gaping Asshole
damn bruh, kailey shit on Nic again
Kailey by mommycheede March 9, 2022
Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.

Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.

Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.

Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
"Hey Cait, look who is coming in the room"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
Simp by PearlJamSimp May 24, 2022
Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life
-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
Blender by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019
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