A guy with a funny name

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.

it means hello pretty much or an unpleasant welcome

Very good friend, can be very stupid at times, and is very handsome. Pulls only some girls and loves them back. Most of the time the name starts with a D