Royal grammar school

A school in Guildford home to the nitty zidaan and a massive stud called johnathon lee

Did u see johnathon lee from royal grammar school on the weekend? He can have my kids

Royal grammar school by BenKamstra October 11, 2021

farchie

Euphemism for fat Archie or referred to as a unit and greedy

Farchie needs some milk

farchie by McFlurry March 5, 2018

Robstown

A place in Texas that is all farmland for cotton corn and wey. Also has the crossroads was a bad town at first but no is getting better.

Robstown is the cotton pickers.

Robstown by Bobbbbbbay May 13, 2018

Andres

Andres is a really nice person who loves to play sports great at gaming and is extremely tall. He is an amazing friend. He is super hyper even when he doesn't eat any candy.

Andres is cool

Andres by bdudue July 27, 2021

Derpes

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

Derpes by ItsjH November 17, 2010

Methurbate

To masturbate while under the influence of methamphetamines for abnormal extensive amounts of time.
methurbation methurbated methurbates

Andrea smoked T so much that she methurbated till the cows came home. That girl was so raw, even Udderly Smooth couldn't help her.

Methurbate by Anthony'sX June 26, 2019

manumentumaphobia

The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.

Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.

manumentumaphobia by applesaue December 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary