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Bloons TD Battles 2 

A fucking horrible game with devs that are lazier than my alcoholic mother. Literally 6 months in and still haven't fixed a bloon send bug since release.
Jimmy said "Have you heard about Bloons TD Battles 2 by Ninja Kiwi"?

Tim said "Oh you mean that motherfucking horrible game made by weed addicts that smoke crack with their mother on a daily basis, ofcourse I have".
Yo tony I was tryna get tanny from nya
Tanny by Emogurlshy January 14, 2022

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
Red Deer curling by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

womb wiper 

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
womb wiper by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009

Todd Rector 

Todd Rector is the act of dissing a school lunch lady when being asked how your day is going.
Lunch Lady: "How are you doing today Todd?"
Todd Rector: "Better than you deserve"
Todd Rector by SwaggyMemer69696969 January 8, 2019
That t-shirt is so buttiful!
Buttiful by Toby Smiles January 27, 2019
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