poison dart

when you rub youre penis on her butthole, then shove it in her vagina giving her a UTI.

Hey honey did you "poison dart" me last night? My cooter smells fishy and idk why?

poison dart by 6d9 July 21, 2020

Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

Hairgasm by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

Wilhelm

Penis, best used with a mock german accent
{woman walks in all sexy}

Jonas: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!

Aleksa: Ja i have ze boner

Wilhelm: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...

Wilhelm by Brorell April 1, 2019

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political viremia

The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.

and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...

political viremia by YAWA March 12, 2020