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Urban Dictionary

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker 

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.
The flinger is a sexual act in which right before ejaculation during sex, the man will put the tip of the penis at the edge of the vagina and at the point of cumming you fling the penis out and cum all over the chick, preferably aiming towards the tits would be my suggestion.
"Flinger attack, I CHOSE YOU!" or "watch this flinger bitch"
Flinger by Rick_aka_lrc3 March 3, 2010
Guy 1: Hey brah, got dumped by my missus last night.
Guy 2: Unluggy Uce, what happened?
unluggy by tsladd July 10, 2016

Luke 14:25-27 

A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.
Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)

Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

I-thouing 

When you address the true humanity and dignity of a person with whom you are having an encounter.
We were I-thouing when she was engaging me without judging me or using me for her own good.
I-thouing by Eli Fehler March 27, 2007
The idiot that's bogs their car at the front of school.
Samuel is a dumbass
Samuel by Moody_shark February 23, 2023
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