thier

A common misspelling of "their"

Often made by new generation kids who spend all their time slacking off in school, and using abbreviations on nearly any word concievable.

Or, by those who think "I before E except after C" is a rule in English.

hottgurl88: i wz like its thier effing prblem!!

Vegeta: Leave me alone, please.

thier by Vegeta897 May 17, 2005

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Carbon-14

A black person that behaves like a niger.

He's Carbon-14.

We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.

My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.

Carbon-14 by Julius Washington September 3, 2008

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pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles

pre-sequitur by my name is Cos November 28, 2007

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Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

Jizz Woobie by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

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Bird

A bird is a scritching attention seeking flick ing food maniac who loves attention and is very popular in the pet community don’t get me started on when they steal ur food 😔 but for the most part they are so

Nice to have if u do enough research or understand there body language there ur best friends

And no I didn’t just describe my bird...*guilty*

😔Ugh I HATE that lil bird she think she’s sooo cool ugh!

Ugh I would never lie to her she such a bird 🌸

Bird by Goosperon May 24, 2021