When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

You say what the jan when a bigger friend does something typically fat!

Unlike the more well known pimp slap, this variation is a bit more degrading and is only used in severe situations. In order to perform this one must first have a penis in hand. Once the penis is in hand it must be swung across the face of the "ho" thus leaving a mushroom shaped marking across the recipients face. Remember this must be done quickly to not only surprise, but to also prevent any cock-block or damage to the "rod of correction."

VSG is very cool. She is the best person ever.

to amble, meander, move, hitchhike or otherwise get your ass moving to a pre-specified person, place or thing.

Ryanc is biggest shrek simp in the world