Ja's definitions

Battle Axe

See Slapper,

Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.

"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"

by JA November 13, 2003

lunch box

Chris Eldredge

Lunch box put a hole through his wall following the Viking's loss.

by ja September 1, 2003

dyslheimer's disease

noun: a combination of dyslexia and alzheimer's disease. the inability to remember correctly, but to remember pieces, in a scrambled fashion.

what's his name? you know, he was in the movie with what's her name, the one about the woman who lived in L.A.?

by ja July 3, 2004

Chappo

Wants some, but ain't got none, and ain't gonna get none.

The gayest man alive.

Failure to get tang.

"Hey, did Bob get any last night? "Nah man, he pulled a Chappo..."

"Dude, you're such a Chappo..."

by ja March 16, 2005

Butta Face

A guy that is fine from the face down. Good body but nasty looking face. Oh hes a butta face.. yeah i like everything but-the-face.

50 Cent- Nicca wit a fine body n lookin real gud but his face.. ew wit them teeth its aint rite.

by Ja December 19, 2004

mars volta

The absolute most kick-ass band ever to be around. Their own style of original music. Real music that is shunned by MTV pissers.

What the fuck is that shitty music? Fuck you, that's Mars Volta, greatest band ever.

by Ja April 22, 2004

sucking wind

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.

I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.

by JA June 27, 2004