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Feminism 

The ideology of radical, fascist women who believe that the true advancement of the women's cause will only be fully realized when they achieve the destruction of the male kind, and the consumption of their bloody carcasses. The feminists retain complete control of their bodies, often ripping out screaming fetuses days before birth, later burning them before effigies of their main trinity of goddesses: Susan B. Anthony, Simone de Beauvoir, and Alison Bechdel. Others protest the "oppression" of the male kind through castration of unwitting sexual partners. Many feminists are reported to engage in spontaneous blood-crazed lesbian orgies at the sight of the mass burnings of male genitalia and bra-toting Victoria's Secret models (symbols of the "oppression"). Hordes of these "equality warriors" are known to roam the streets of off-beat neighborhoods, ganging up on Christian children, and drinking their blood whilst chanting from their bible, "The Feminine Mystique". They will tell you that they only desire equality, or "egalitarianism" and use liberal trickery (like the oft debunked "pay gap"), but be warned, they will kill any man it takes to get what they seek: a world where men not subject to mass genocide are herded into farms and harvested for their sperm.
Man: That's okay, I'll take care of the check.
Feminist: YOU CHAUVINIST PIG. I AM A FREE AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN. YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR OPPRESSION. CHIVALRY IS DEAD!
Proceeds to lunge at man and gnaw off his bloody member before holding it in the air triumphantly.
Feminist: Heterosexuality is the opiate of the masses! Die cis scum! Long live feminism!
To lie; to decieve for humor purposes.
There were no UFO's on the moon in 1969! PSYCHE!
Psyche by Jimbo69 August 12, 2005

nelliephant

Relative of the elephant and also the nymph, they have the appearance of a tiny elephant with extra large ears, small wings and no tusks, often wears a daisy crown. Commonly known as a creature of innocence and joy. Can only be found when you truly believe in them. Very rare🌸they have the ability to completely lift your mood in a matter of seconds.
That Nelliephant made my day!

She's as innocent and caring as a little Nelliephant.
nelliephant by Nymphi Nel April 4, 2017

Souhardya 

The ultimate Alpha male, ALWAYS in the limelight irrespective of the circumstances.The perfect definition of a "chocolate boy", epitome of positivity.
Equipped with an excellent sense of humour and presence of mind,with a stare to die for
"Do you remember Souhardya?"
"He's unforgettable"
Souhardya by Tier 1 sources November 23, 2021
(noun)
1. A suspiciously low-quality or phony “learning center” (often misspelled on the sign as “Lear ing Center”) that receives millions in taxpayer-funded childcare subsidies while showing no signs of actual children or educational activity.
Coined from the infamous Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis, spotlighted in viral investigations amid Minnesota’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandals, where such centers allegedly serve more as cash grabs than places for kids to learn ABCs.

(verb) to lear
To fraudulently bill the government for nonexistent services, especially in childcare or nutrition programs, while barely pretending to operate.
“That empty building getting $4 million in grants? Total learing scam – no kids, no learning, just learing the system.”

“They were learing millions from the state before the feds shut it down.”
Learing by Junkstory January 1, 2026
Julia is a copy of the (original) Italian name Giulia. They substituted the 'gi' with a 'j' because of their inability to pronounce the name correctly
teacher - *tries to read the name giulia* "gu-li-a, jew-li-a, im sorry i dont know how its pronounced!"
giulia (student) - "its pronounced julia"
julia by annaxzofia October 1, 2018

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