Dirty Melendez

When you throw up on a penis and give oral sexy afterwards

Ivan gave a dirty Melendez to Jose .

Dirty Melendez by MJC2295 May 7, 2018

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College Station

CS-Conservative Shithole

You going to A&M-Have fun living in the conservative hell of College Station

College Station by doobop August 27, 2006

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Jordanhill

Jordanhill is in Glasgow. It is cool. We live here!

There is an excess of magpies in Jordanhill.

You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!

Jordanhill by Brian the hoover December 13, 2008

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wool

a soldiers clothing, and he arms himself with the hair of the lamb

wool sells well in times of war

wool by DiamondOne June 12, 2006

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Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

Fucking cheers mate by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

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Dependocrat

Someone who votes democrat because they rely on the pandering handouts given to them by the government. A big believer in the Nanny-State. Not quite a commie rat but with definite communist leanings. They never really accomplished anything in their life but somehow think the world owes them something.

The Authur Spooner character on "King of Queens" played brilliantly by Jerry Stiller is a good example of a dependocrat. He leeches off his daughter and son-in-law as well as the government and doesn't have a pot to piss in due to his own lack of planning or ambition.

Dependocrat by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

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Shmart

An mysterious substance in the pants, but can commonly just refer to any mysterious substance.

Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.

Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?

I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.

Shmart by TheShmartist August 25, 2021

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