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The reason my dad left
Me: where ya going dad?

Dad: To get milk
1. Someone who is cocky as fuck
2. The guy whose putting cranberries into all the other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)
1. There goes the CranMan, being a cocky dbag again
2. "Why dont you back off CranMan? Why dont you take your sales trophy and have a vacation?" -Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"
CranMan by blu3hat December 29, 2010
K-Pop is a sickness that got grown the last months too far. It infects people that have no friends or have no hobbies searching for a community. These people are really dangerous for friends of these people getting in this cringy community. They get all the K-Pop sickness and say EDM is trash but dont realize that K-Pop is litterly EDM but in bad.
K-Pop barely can disapear. You only can save a person when its starting to like K-Pop" It also has a satanic cult behind the industry. Famous K-Popstars like BTS are praying to the devil (also called the templar).
Girl having no hobbies: "Oh this K-Pop looks interesting... Maybe i can find joy in this by just not taking a care at the bad produced music and just wanting to suck tiny small chinese dicks." (turns into K-Popfan)

K-Popfan: "Look at this i found on the internet"
Her Friend: "Wow"
K-Popfan: "Lets join this cringy community to show other people we have a life but in reality we dont"
Her Friend (Turning into a K-Popfan): "Yes, lets search for asian guys in school to suck their micro dicks, because they have asian eyes"
K-Popfan: "Yeah, lets also delete our humor and dress like fags with harry potter glasses and ugly oversized clothes just like the K-Popstars"

K-Popfan to a normal person: "Do you like K-Pop? Look its so cool. I want to marry this random asian K-Popstar you dont know"
Normal person: "Fuck this gay shit. They look like wanna be women. You cant even tell if someone is a girl or a boy in this K-Pop thing..."
K-Popfan: "You are so dumb, you dont like K-Pop"
Normal person: "No fuck you and your ugly ass love for random asian mirco dick sucking"
K-Popfan: "You are just jealous, because you have no friends"
Normal person: "You wierdo are the one that have no friends and try to get friends with that K-Pop thing... Just stop i dont like it and dont annoy me anymore"
K-Popfan: "You probably like EDM... EDM is so bad its like techno" (laughs with ugly ass friends she infected with K-Pop and posting more dead memes online)
K-Pop by YEEAKESSS May 9, 2018

Straight John Porkin’ it 

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

artisticer 

a lively person, adjective: full of color, not dull
Im artisticer then u
artisticer by JANICE August 9, 2003

sexy fish 

when someone is just to sexy
" im going out tonight and im going to find myself a sexy fish"

"my boyfriend/girlfriend is one hell of a sexy fish"
sexy fish by mancman March 8, 2010
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