JANICE's definitions

maxwell james

One of the most gorgeous men ever concieved by the universe. This unique specimen can be found in Elk Grove California, and is known to be one of the lost saints according to theologists. "He is a dark haired dark eyed god" says john stamos, and "i would fuck him, and im not even gay" says mark clark.

Did you see <i> maxwell james </i>, that nigga is supa fly

by Janice March 9, 2005

mesbian

A man who looks like a lesbian.

Gee, that Lance Bass sure is a mesbian.

by Janice March 28, 2004

Ville Valo

Ville Valo is not only about being the hott Finnish man that he is, but also the music he creates is what really sets him apart from all the other hott guys in bands. I have never heard anything like HIM in my life, and I am happy to have found this incredible band. It doesnt hurt that Ville happens to be the SEXIEST man on the Earth. Ville is God.

"Is it so hard to believe our hearts...are made to be broken by love?"

by Janice August 22, 2004

squeef

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

by janice December 13, 2003

Haylie Duff

Some rich snob prettier than Hilary Duff even though IS Hilary Duff's sister. Only popular because of "popular" sister.

The imposter of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears.

by Janice January 4, 2005

jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004

artisticer

a lively person, adjective: full of color, not dull

Im artisticer then u

by JANICE August 9, 2003