A fat prick

Probably one of the most gorgeous schools in the nation. It's the school where students can earn their degrees at the same time as living on a resort. A lot of trust fund babies here, and if you aren't hot, rich, and don't like to party, you better look elsewhere.

Your bitch-ass Parents.

Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.

The sexual acts between the male and female swim team at NYU.

The hardest metal known to mankind.