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Funky Cold Medina 

Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.

Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
Funky Cold Medina by Mascmo September 25, 2020

Janjirar 

A girl who is very hot, she has so many friends and is very intimidating. You dont want to get on the wrong side of her. She is very hot and super thicccccc!!! Every guy loves her and every girl gets jealous of her shes so pretty
She is so hot she must be a janjirar
Janjirar by Prettychillybilly March 6, 2020
meaning a ball or also referring to the testicles (huevos) it is pretty much a spanish word.
Cheenip dude you have huge pelotas of death.
Hey put your pelota away
pelota by puebla, daniel June 30, 2006
Coolest little coffee van scooting around Ipswich (England). Damn fine coffee, service with a smile, chalk board humour, some hair brained ideas thought up while drinking coffee. Always useful if you want to avoid that thing called work.
I'll be heading to Xpresso to avoid work.
Xpresso by Car Mac drinker! March 28, 2009

headache 

something that i constantly have
headache by bigbitch94 November 13, 2018
A truck stop whore. To orally satisfy all the truckers that frequent the stop, swallowing is required. Usually a Jodoin requests a small fee but receives a black eye instead. Jodoins have no soul.
I had a sore throat for 3 days after I went Jodoining last weekend.

I am a Jodoin. I hate myself and live an empty existence full of disapointment and self loathing.
Jodoin by Belarus April 10, 2010

mexican Dodgeball 

1.(Ma-suck-in Daw-j-Bal) noun. A sport usualy played by people of latino decent. Involes the act of deficating on you hand and flinging it apon another player.
yo s-ayy I showed these little kids how to play mexican dodgeball. And they ran off crying.
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