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Urban Dictionary

Noun

1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.

2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
Guy 1: I think it might be time to have that compound fracture looked at by a doctor dude.
Guy 2: Nah the problem would get compounded Lol
Guy 1: WTF? You are such a dumbass.

Guy 3: Hostel is the best movie that was ever made ever!
Guy 4: Oh my god what a dumbass...
Dumbass by IQuarent April 13, 2015
A player!! If he has a girlfriend he will still talk to other girls behind her back. Loves the ladies for sure. They love him too, but find it sooo unattractive that he is so un loyal. That is why he can’t get as many girls. Very sexy tho, and athletic. Usually blonde, blue eyes, average height, and muscley! Has more to his personality that he does not give people a chance to get to know, because he already has a bad reputation for his player ways! Can be sweet at times tho and is a good friend to the boys!
Carson is a PLAYER
Carson by hollaatme April 18, 2020
A abbreviation for Gym, Tan, and Laundry. It comes from the show "Jersey Shore" on MTV. In order to apparently stay in proper "Guido" form, these actions must be practiced daily.
Mike: You need to G.T.L daily to keep up with the Jersey standards.
Pauly: OH YEAH!
G.T.L by JustCallMeBEAUTIFUL July 2, 2011

Withered 

A word used by Brits to describe a very skinny person.
Mate, you're withered you!
Withered by RaGeeX March 3, 2015
A very uncommon name not much is known about these mythical Niggas and can’t seem to find them just like THE FUCKING DINOSAURS “where are you and I’m so sorry
Hi Fredriq

Hello Fredriq
Sup that Nigga Fredriq
A shark who’s gay for Bakugou

Kirishima is a character from the anime and manga series My hero Academia or Boko no hero Academia if your annoying he is the best character in the show fight me, his quirk is Harden (get your mind out of the gutter and stop sexualizing Him he is 16 for gods sake) he is big gay for his best friend Bakugou and Bakugou is also big gay for Kiri NOT DEKU, OR TODO, OR SHINSO, HE IS GAY FOR KIRISHIMA.
Kaminari:Hey Bakugou did you see Kirishima today

Bakugou: yeah he was looking pretty thicc

Kaminari: what the-
Kirishima by A_R@ndom_wéèb October 26, 2019
A type of slang for love, more specificly used to express unconditional love. Most commonly used in the Turkish language.
Oh youre the tjofsen of my life.
Tjofsen by Peachguy January 20, 2021
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