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headaches 

there things that god made that was. a mistake but one of the wrost things are

H E A D A C H E S
and also gacha, 9 year olds, furrys, fortnite kids, morgz
angel : ok god you added many horrible thing whats nex--
god: headaches
angel: what?
god: if you have a cold or fucking any virus you get a headache

angel: ok?
god: oh and make it come out of no where
angel : how much of a pain from a ow to a OH MY GOD THERE A KNIFE IN MY HEAD ARM EVERYWHERE
god: too a fall to the back to a HOLY SHIT I HAVE BENN SHOT
angel: isnt that kinda rude
god: no they need to learn there lesson
angel : WHAT LESSON
god: M O R G Z and G A C H A and EVERY THING

angel: fair point

god: good. now add it
angel : ok
headaches by trumplostgetoverit December 14, 2020
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Headaches 

You have to combat them.
The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.
Headaches by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008

convenient headache 

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

convenient headache by ZCMC March 30, 2009

mikegrain headache 

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

A Headache of 7th Graders 

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.
I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

Autotune Headache 

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.
Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."
Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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