zrotelinch

The process in which someone goons to such as standard that they begin to speak an ancient alien language and hunch over. While hunched over, there is constant gagging and the eyes roll back aggressively as the pancreas departs out through the digestion system. By zrotelinching the pancreas is rendered useless as the language allows for a spell to work on the body and regulate blood sugar to a perfect level.
The man was having blood sugar problems, so he gooned everyday hoping to zrotelinch and ascend the confines of human health.
by fibbleglorp January 22, 2025
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