zorgun

dumb

that kids such a zorgun

by Hannah Stalin March 9, 2025

ZOOGUNNER

A Giant Red Haired Man Monster that assimilates many forms to entertain itself and the world around it.

What the Hell is a Zoogunner?

by autumngirlrachel February 5, 2010

Zorgon

Noun. A fictitious planet; used when describing someone when they are very drunk or high, to the point that they are on another planet.

Dude I’m on fucking zorgon right now

by ShepherdActual June 18, 2020

Lord Zorgon

The master of all beings... Has a dick bigger than your average OG Mudbone.

Girl: Man, Lord Zorgon has such a huge penis!

Guy:I know, right?

by Peasant Male May 27, 2018

zorgon

Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.

That chick from 4 Non Blondes might be the queen of all zorgons.

by zorgon defense initiative March 1, 2011

zorgkundike

a person who sorts different types of cheeses and gets rid of the bad cheese.

That zorgkundike ate all of her cheese that she was supposed to throw away.

by Don Deeks December 7, 2011

Zorgon

A planet worse than hell. So hot and inhabitable.

Zorgon is a planet.

by Ashly777 August 21, 2022