Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.
That chick from 4 Non Blondes might be the queen of all zorgons.
Every woman carries baggage from a zorgon sooner or later.
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.