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zoomster by ninesheets June 1, 2020
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Zoomsturbate
The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.
Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?
Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
Zoomsturbate by M Boogie September 6, 2020
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Zooster
Zooster is synonymous with Pizza, the term is only used when an individual is under the influence of any substance to the point of intoxication. The person in this situation would be referred to as “Zoosted or Zoosty.”
Ollie: “The boys are feelin’ zoosty tonight, lets order some zooster.”
Ollie: Damn Gotti, I got zoosted last night..
Ollie: Damn Gotti, I got zoosted last night..
Zooster by gradsbogin September 24, 2020
zoomterview
Conducting an interview (job, news, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference interview in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.
Oh yeah, I have another Zoomterview next week, I’d better wash my hair, not sure about pants though.
zoomterview by Joule29 May 3, 2020
Zoomteraction
A Zoom meeting with your therapist or social worker on, as the name suggests, Zoom, in our new post physical office world.
A zoomteraction is not my definition of a doctors visit or "visiting" your therapist or social worker. I prefer the physical office world.
Zoomteraction by Uncle Dimma April 11, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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