Definitions by Joule29

zoomting 

noun A meeting (business, government, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference meeting in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

verb The acting of holding/participating in a zoomting.

1. nounHow many zoomtings did you have yesterday? Five, I'm busier now than when I was at work! Yeah, me too, I had six, and my girlfriend swore really loud in the background when I wasn't muted.

2. verb What you do all day? I was zoomting with my business partner.

zoomting by Joule29 May 10, 2020

Dumblebrag 

A less tactful version of a humblebrag

Saying it feels inappropriate to mention something within the context of something else, but still mentioning that thing.

JK Rowling sure did Dumblebrag yesterday when she tweeted this:
“ Today's the 22nd anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, but I'm going to be honest and say that it feels inappropriate to talk about fictional deaths today. Too many people are losing loved ones in the real world.”

Dumblebrag by Joule29 May 3, 2020

zoomterview 

Conducting an interview (job, news, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference interview in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

Oh yeah, I have another Zoomterview next week, I’d better wash my hair, not sure about pants though.

zoomterview by Joule29 May 3, 2020