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poodangle 

crap that hangs from your bung hole.
I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.
poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

The Magic Doodangle 

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"
The Magic Doodangle by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020

Poodangle 

to leave school without a parent/ gardians consent
Hey do you want to poodangle second period today?
Poodangle by james highgobotam April 5, 2005

Zapdangle 

to interrupt and cut off a less important story with a more important funnier one.
Katie was telling Brett about her afternoon with her three cats, when Tom mentioned that he got AIDS from a tranny named Gomey. Tom latter apologized to Katie for zapdangleing her story.
Zapdangle by Knew Neo March 23, 2009
The offer of food in order to trap them into a date
Omg girl! That guy so foodangled me the other night so id go out with him
Foodangle by aonerockz August 14, 2018
To wave with your legs while standing on your hands.
I’ll zoongle him goodbye for a nice farewell
zoongle by Footmilk July 20, 2024