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A bad ass mother who don’t take no shit from nobody! Will never turn down a chance to party. He will also keep the party going for days
Tim- text- yo what up

Larry-text- nothing still at zooch’s
Tim-text - that bad ass mother that party started 3 days ago
by It’s not just a name September 08, 2018
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A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013
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the place between your chin and your shoulder. a good place for someone to lay their head.

We cuddled and she laid her head in my zooch.
by lovelylauren January 02, 2008
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Zooch is a gay boi who also looks it he has only one friends or a life. He has a friend called mush... he’s peas. Zooch is a name of a boi who pees his pants on stage
Zooch is gay
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by Gimpyshrimpys February 14, 2019
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