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A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013
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the place between your chin and your shoulder. a good place for someone to lay their head.

We cuddled and she laid her head in my zooch.
by lovelylauren January 02, 2008
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