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being completely exhausted
God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night
Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016
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zonken • zonked • zonkey • Zonker • zonking • zonked Out • zonkered • Zoiken • Zoken • zoken29ss
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
You’re just ZONKED
Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zonked Out 

When some one has passed out.
"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."
zonked Out by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012
The state of which you feel when high
Guys I'm fully zonked right now
Zonked by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019

top zonked 

When you're the highest you have ever been.
Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."
top zonked by Centiliter March 18, 2020
1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.
1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.
zonked by Tai S. July 24, 2006
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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