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zomboobie 

A person who acts like a zombie at the sight or mention of breasts resulting in an uncontrollable appetite for breasts regardless of the size or shape.

Traditionally, zombies, a result of a terminal lethal condition, are the living dead that wonder around aimlessly in their endless search for brains to feed on. In contrast, zomboobies can have their condition reversed by removing stimuli relating to breasts in the immediate environment. However, when the zomboobie has condition has been activated all hell will break loose.

This condition may result in the zomboobie acting like (but definitely not limited too) a boob pirate, engage in boob pillaging and or boob nabbage.
Frank will turn into a zomboobie when he catches site of Heather's ample cleavage.
zomboobie by hantav June 15, 2009
Related Words
A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.
Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.
Zoombies by Jspace10 February 14, 2009
(additional definition) People who spend way too much time in Zoom meetings.
During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies
Zoombies by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

zomboobies 

Zomboobies = zombie boobs
Undead breasts. Ghoulish titties.
Dave : ` It's really too bad Sally got bitten & turned. She was lovely & intelligent.'

Simon: ' No foolin', dude. She was hot too ! What a rack ! Nicest pair of zomboobies I've ever seen.'
zomboobies by Marc.O.C. September 13, 2016

Zumbombie 

Bums who exhibit zombie-like actions, like stumbling towards and converging on the living tourists while groaning.
The zumbombies began to wake as the commuters began to arrive in central square, craving spare change....or brains. Zumbombies aren't picky!
Zumbombie by DJSkew April 16, 2009