Zoombies

A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.

Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.

Zoombies by Jspace10 February 14, 2009

Zoombies

(additional definition) People who spend way too much time in Zoom meetings.

During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies

Zoombies by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

CoD: Zombies 

The reason to get Call Of Duty.

nah, too busy playing CoD: Zombies.

CoD: Zombies by gen1521 March 9, 2011

zoomies 

When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.

Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.

zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007

Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

Shit! Zombies! by adsswagger February 21, 2014